HEY BITCHES WRITE SOME NICE CAROLJESS SO I CAN...
Lana sings.mp4 →
s-madness: For those who may have wondered if Lana Parrilla can sing: Yes. Yes, she can. Unfortunate that the clip is so short. OMFG SHE’S SINGING OMFGGGGGGGGG!!! I CANT, I SWEAR I CANT!!!! SHE’S SO FUCKING PERFECT, HER BEAUTIFUL VOICE, I JUST.. I CANT I’VE LOST ALL ABILITY OF CAN! I NEED A MOMENT I…*DEAD* FUCK. Just…yeah
dizzymisslizzi: tyleroakley: glitterweave: The girl from this gif is actually bat shit crazy TERRIFYING. Omg, I love Bunny so much If Drizella existed in real life…
youregonnalovetomorrow: Jodi Benson sings...
practicalandyetappropriate: mexican-lassiter: R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL! I’m Amber! Brad! Tammy! Fender! Brenda! Sketch! Shelly! IQ! Lou Ann! And I’m JAVERT I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.
dude-thats-my-ghost: askgeorgebush: fridge-logic: askgeorgebush: What if the Doctor’s name is just something like Phil You mean like this OH SHIT
society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
Amazon.com: In Constant Search of the Right Kind... →
bobbiebillie: This is a thing. That is finally happening. In the world. <3 SWEET BABY JESUS, MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!
totallypandacoffee: wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world